Can't touch me!

HOORAYWERABHGHJSTRJFGHNSFDGADF!!!!!! I GOT MY KEIRA KNIGHTLY AUTOGRAPHED PHOTOGRAPH IN THE MAIL TODAY!!!!!!! AND IT'S A REAL SIGNATURE, NOT AN AUTOPEN OR PREPRINT!!!!! And I was seriously expecting to wait for a year at least, but I got it in 2 months! Yay! My first proper Hollywood celebrity autograph! I also got some really nice English stamps, and a very very impersonal note printed onto the paper informing me that "Ms Knightly is very busy and can't personally reply to all her fan mail" (not verbatim because - SHIT! I lost the paper). My deepest gut feeling also tells me that "Ms Knightley is very busy and can't personally sign all her autographs, so this is her assistant Mimi signing on her behalf while her other assistant Candice slots the autographed photographs from a stack on a table into all the very thoughtful Self-adressed stamped envelopes you kind fans have included. Thank you and please continue to support Ms Knightly, I believe Pirates of the Carribean 3 will be playing in your nearest crummy cinema next year. Or whatever."

Thanks Mimi, and thanks Candice (like, I totally hope those paper cuts heal soon! - LOL :p) Of course, I'm very appreciative and excited and happy and shall pretend Ms Knightley personally signed it. All is well in Lala land.

My next target is a very sexy scissor-handed male. Who in the what now?? Not elaborating, not elaborating, because I don't want to jinx it and because my gut feeling tells me that if I do write to this particular celebrity, the reply will take oh, I don't know... 5 years?

P.S: I really, really, want a pair of peep-toe pumps. Either in blue or canary yellow, with the heels at least 3 inches high and moderately thick, not the spindly, stiletto kind.

P.S.S:I know my feet will never forgive me. They hate me enough as it is.

Labels: Autograph Collecting, Hollywood, Keira Knightley