Saturday, August 12, 2006
Return of the Mothership
My mother's back in Melbourne. Alamak how??!
To be completely honest, I didn't miss her a single, tiny bit. Not at all. I was thrilled not to hear the incessant, ear-grinding nagging, and - and (I'm sorry about this mums) I hate the way she eats. She doesn't close her mouth when she chews, which leads to very Dexter-Fox-like lip smacks and lip squelches, making dinner an all-round unpleasant experience.
I guess the fact that I didn't miss her at all makes me all 'idependent' and 'grown-up', huh? I'll have to say yes; after all, when she's around, all I do is rely on her to buy food, cook, clean, give me money, pay my school bills, apartment rent and miscellaneous expenses. That's it.
Pfft, so dispensable.
To be completely honest, I didn't miss her a single, tiny bit. Not at all. I was thrilled not to hear the incessant, ear-grinding nagging, and - and (I'm sorry about this mums) I hate the way she eats. She doesn't close her mouth when she chews, which leads to very Dexter-Fox-like lip smacks and lip squelches, making dinner an all-round unpleasant experience.
I guess the fact that I didn't miss her at all makes me all 'idependent' and 'grown-up', huh? I'll have to say yes; after all, when she's around, all I do is rely on her to buy food, cook, clean, give me money, pay my school bills, apartment rent and miscellaneous expenses. That's it.
Pfft, so dispensable.
# posted by me lah @ 4:14 pm 
