Monday, September 25, 2006
eau de fool
Ok, I have a lame joke. Everyone ready for it? Yeah? (BRING IT ON!!!)
So I went to the toilet, realised there wasn't any toilet paper left and went to the storage cupboard to grab a roll. My mum recently bought these really nice, patterend ones that are ribbed (I'm not going to say anything gross like, "ribbed... for maximum pleasure", so don't try and make me, mmmkay?) And I realised they have this lovely, lovely smell. It's not the overpowering sort of fragrance you associate with toilets (pah, as if sickly sweet, vomit-inducing essence of fake strawberries is going to mask the smell of pee and poo) but it's quite delicate and floral, actually.
Ok here's my lame joke (ready?): They should extract that fragrance from the paper and sell it in bottles of two varieties, eau de parfum and eau de toilette (paper).
HAHA!
So I went to the toilet, realised there wasn't any toilet paper left and went to the storage cupboard to grab a roll. My mum recently bought these really nice, patterend ones that are ribbed (I'm not going to say anything gross like, "ribbed... for maximum pleasure", so don't try and make me, mmmkay?) And I realised they have this lovely, lovely smell. It's not the overpowering sort of fragrance you associate with toilets (pah, as if sickly sweet, vomit-inducing essence of fake strawberries is going to mask the smell of pee and poo) but it's quite delicate and floral, actually.
Ok here's my lame joke (ready?): They should extract that fragrance from the paper and sell it in bottles of two varieties, eau de parfum and eau de toilette (paper).
HAHA!
# posted by me lah @ 10:57 am 
