Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Juicy Pear
I bought a pack of Jelly Bellytm jelly beans from Coles just now for A$1.65. One of the flavours, Juicy Peartm tastes just like the real thing - it's like having a small juicy piece of er, juicy pear melting away in your mouth. Yum!
One day I'll give it to my one true love and say, "try it, it tastes just like the real thing."
And he'll study it carefully and shake his head and smile sadly and put it back onto my outreached palm and say, "but it's not."
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Then I'll karate-kick him in the groin and eat the jelly bean myself.
One day I'll give it to my one true love and say, "try it, it tastes just like the real thing."
And he'll study it carefully and shake his head and smile sadly and put it back onto my outreached palm and say, "but it's not."
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Then I'll karate-kick him in the groin and eat the jelly bean myself.
# posted by me lah @ 9:36 pm 
