Can't touch me!

Physics Cheat Sheet: I spend hours slaving away on an A4 piece of paper, cramming my squashed writing into as little space as possible. And for what? For something that lies practically untouched during the exam? For that lovely sense of security. Because we are all kisau, (yes believe it or not, private school ang moh girls can be smart and kiasu and work way too hard and pretend they're not, just like Singaporean muggers. Not that different after all.)

Took a 20 min walk at quarter past eight along City Road, St Kilda Road, and Southbank Boulevard. Beautiful street names, pretty terrible walk - loud trucks rumbling by spewing stink gas everywhere, construction dust in my face, motorcycles BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAZZZZOOOOOOZOOOOOOOOOOMMMing by (assholes!)
On the bright side though, it was green lights all the way at the pedestrian crossings, every single time. My lucky day!
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I wish I didn't have such large, knobbly knees.
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"I believe Man and Fish can co-exist peacefully."
Who said that?
Whoever can guess, will earn er, a big pat on the back from me!
Hint: He's a politican. He's an idiot. And oh no, I've given the answer away already.