Can't touch me!

BlogWarBot: I'm BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?
Me: Yes, I am.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you're?
Me: Of course not.
BlogWarBot: That's the problem with people like you. You're never constructive about anything.
Me: I am a constructive person. You don't know me well enough to depict me in such a manner.
BlogWarBot: Do you recognize the privilege involved in your calling yourself a constructive person. BlogWarBot don't know you well enough to depict you in such a manner?
Me: It is not a privilege, it is a right.
BlogWarBot: And I suppose your pet issue is so much more important than ending the war.
Me: I do want to end the war.
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Me: I am agreeing with you, fuckhead.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you're agreeing with BlogWarBot, fuckhead?
Me: NO!
BlogWarBot: That's the problem with people like you. You're never constructive about anything.
Me: we're going into a loop now
BlogWarBot: Are you saying no just to be an asshole?
Me: You're one step behind, blogwarbot.
BlogWarBot: You keep using that word one step behind, blogwarbot. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Me: You are a poorly constructed programme. I do not think Chris Clarke deserves much accolade for this.
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were a poorly constructed programme. you do not think Chris Clarke deserves much accolade for this?
Me: No. And no.
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said 'NO' too.
Me: Godwin's Law invoked, I win.
BlogWarBot: You clearly have no idea what Godwin actually said.
Me: Yes I do.
BlogWarBot: Perky, aren't we?
Me: Absolutely.
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of privileged ignorance.
Me: You're stuck in a loop again.
BlogWarBot: You keep using that word stuck in a loop again. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Me: Fuck this, I'm out of here.

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